Friday, January 22, 2010

5:00 Fridays

Mac Daddy and I got married in Key West. Almost 10 years ago. That means we should be buying each other tin or aluminum to commemorate the big milestone. Clearly a cheapskate SOB groom came up with that addition to the anniversary gift list. I am pretty well stocked on Reynolds aluminum foil so I'm going to go with the modern interpretation and insist on diamonds instead.

A tennis bracelet would be lovely. A belly button ring would be...um, tacky. And not so lovely, not to mention extraordinarily painful since my belly button is not pierced. and nor will it ever be, regardless how closely I teeter to a midlife crisis or anything resembling such lapse in judgment. If you knew me in college you'd know that I already spent my lifetime of judgment lapses back then. I hear they're not reprinting that currency these days.

I recall hearing a quote from my idol Audrey Hepburn that women under age 40 shouldn't wear diamonds. I was about 22 when I heard that. 20 years ago. I'm well into my diamond years. Present the diamond jewelry in a tin box if you must keep the foolish tradition alive.

Mac Daddy and I used to travel to Key West every year with our dear friends Chris and Shan (@turn_design). Since we all acquired mortgages, student loans, and well, children (though they were more than a mere acquisition), we have not been back. We used to all live in the frozen tundra somewhere between Minneapolis and Chicago. We'd be enduring winter's wretched blast right about now, with no sign of spring in sight and the damn department store merchandising teasing our inner sunbathing beauty. Chris, Shan, Mac Daddy, and I at least had Key West tucked into the back pockets of our flannel lined jeans. We all wore Birkenstocks on the plane in anticipation of feeling the sun bring some pinkness back to our frigid digits.

While it's not "Minnesota cold" here in North Carolina, it has been a pretty cruel winter for those of us who burned our furry hooded parkas and Moon boots upon registering to vote in this state. As a nod to Key West and the warmth it burnished in our psyches, I bring you:

Key West Breezes

(Note: Much like my cooking, I never measure precisely so just go with what suits your palate.)
3/4 cup coffee (good quality, dark roast)
dash+ of Kahlua
dash+ of Frangelico
dash+ of Grand Marnier
dash+ of Baileys

Add all the liqueurs to hot coffee. Top with whipped cream and a quick grate of nutmeg or cinnamon.

Here's to whatever warms you on a cold winter's night. Other than a mug of this tucked into my cold shivering hands, I have Mac Daddy to thank. He lets me put my cold feet on him; he endures flannel sheets long after we've done the spring cleaning; he warms my chilly disposition; he heats me up in all the right places. Va va vavoom!
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Nebeli said...

I am with you on the anniversary list... I realize back in the day, they were meant to be practical, but those you mention are just... weird!

Thanks for the recipe, although I kept waiting for the lime! :)

Anonymous said...

Happy anniversary! That sounds like a good cocktail for Wisconsin winters...but we have the reverse situation--Mr. D puts HIS cold feet on ME!

TentCamper said...

can I still drink that ...even though I live in Southern California?

Happy anniversary!!

Sounds like you have something better than a heating blanket in that man of yours!!

Jeanne said...

You just need to be creative with the anniversary thing. Airplanes are made of aluminum, so take a romantic trip. The top 5 producers of tin are China, Indonesia, Bolivia, Peru, and Thailand. You telling me one of those wouldn't make a great get away for the two of you? C'mon.

I can't find my blog said...

Warning: Lame comment ahead.

This is a great post (comment fail #1). Well written, funny.

I don't often comment (comment fail #2) but this obviously made me click through. Um, but not for the recipe. I'm a coffee purist, myself.

Although the name makes me feel like I'm on a beach, so there's that.

Happy 10th!

Shannon said...

Cannot believe it's been 10 years!!! We must go back before we hit 20. BTW the traditionalist Chris came thru with diamonds for me, so you've go some ammo for MacDaddy.

Deirdre Reid said...

God I love flannel sheets! I forgot I had them, rediscovered them this past weekend and now our bed seems so much warmer. This drink would surely warm me up too, yum.

1A said...

Ahhhhhh! Just what the doctor ordered! May we all have a trip to Key West in our near future.

Happy anniversary! I'm wearing my 10th anniversary gift. It has diamonds. Diamonds are good. :)

ree said...

Happy Anniversary!!!!

Jen L. said...

LOVE this! Happy anniversary! Did I ever tell you we honeymooned in Key West? We were also escaping the frozen tundra (of NY). It was a balmy 73 degrees the whole week we were there. I can't wait to go back!