"If I eat this pepperoni will it come out as pee?" Deal
"No, it will come out in your poop. Only what you drink comes out as pee." Me
Long pause, gears churning, eyes flickering side to side. Bird
"So what will happen if I eat ice?" Bird
Apparently Bird would be the one winning big money on the hit new game show, "Are You Smarter Than a Preschooler?"
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